Funny Swedish Dishcloths | Snarky Dish Towels | Printed Swedish Dish cloths

My kid: "What's that?" Me holding a chocolate milkshake: "It's spicy, you wouldn't like it." Swedish dishcloth

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth

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I'm terrible at measuring uncooked pasta. So if you and 62 of your closest friends want to come over, dinner's ready Swedish dishcloth

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When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth

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The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth

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Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into" Swedish dishcloth

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Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd Swedish dishcloth

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I love using a measuring cup for only water. It's like you're still clean bud. You get to skip the wash. Go right back to the cabinet Swedish dishcloth

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If you had to pick between drinking margaritas every day, or being skinny for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Frozen, or on the rocks? Swedish dishcloth

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A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes Swedish dishcloth

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I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me. Swedish dishcloth

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I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride Swedish dishcloth

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Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

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me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth

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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

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Am I supposed to wear my fanny pack over my gut, or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork. Swedish dishcloth

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Welcome to our home. Please leave by 9PM. Swedish dishcloth

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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is Swedish dishcloth

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Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth

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Is there anything worse than thinking you're done with the dishes, then to turn around and see those pots on the stove? No, the answer is no. Swedish dishcloth

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My son just showed me something he made and asked, "Do you like it, or do you love it?", and these are the only options I'm giving people from now on. Swedish dishcloth

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God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth

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When people say they want to drink with me, oh so you want to get drunk drunk. Swedish dishcloth

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