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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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i've got 99 problems but a dish ain't one
i've got 99 problems but a dish ain't one
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If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
If Britney can survive 2007, you can get through today.
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if drinking wine out of a box is wrong, then I don't want to be right
if drinking wine out of a box is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect
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in dog beers, I've only had one
in dog beers, I've only had one
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instead of milk with my cereal, I use wine. also, instead of cereal I use wine.
instead of milk with my cereal, I use wine. also, instead of cereal I use wine.
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It's OK. The diet starts tomorrow.
It's OK. The diet starts tomorrow.
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jingle all the way. nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
jingle all the way. nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
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kinda classy. kinda hood.
kinda classy. kinda hood.
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let the beet drop
let the beet drop
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merry christmas. bring on the fat pants.
merry christmas. bring on the fat pants.
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mimosanal wreck
mimosanal wreck
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move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol
move over coffee, this is a job for alcohol
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na'mastay in bed
na'mastay in bed
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Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
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NOPE.
NOPE.
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nothing says, "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store
nothing says, "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store
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Nothing tastes as good as skinnny feels...
Nothing tastes as good as skinnny feels...
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oh kale yeah!
oh kale yeah!
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people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
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pineapple
pineapple
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real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine.
real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine.
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red poppies
red poppies
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so how do you stop eating chips and salsa?
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa?
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some days should come with a warning - flour sack tea towel
some days should come with a warning - flour sack tea towel
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sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver - flour sack tea towel
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver - flour sack tea towel
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sunshine and sweet tea - flour sack tea towel
sunshine and sweet tea - flour sack tea towel
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Taco Belle
Taco Belle
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talk to me goose - flour sack tea towel
talk to me goose - flour sack tea towel
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tea party in session - flour sack tea towel
tea party in session - flour sack tea towel
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tequila because screw tomorrow - flour sack tea towel
tequila because screw tomorrow - flour sack tea towel
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thank you facebook, for reminding me that people uglier than me are getting engaged - flour sack tea towel
thank you facebook, for reminding me that people uglier than me are getting engaged - flour sack tea towel
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Thank you, craft brew breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - flour sack tea towel
Thank you, craft brew breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - flour sack tea towel
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the dishes are done man - flour sack tea towel
the dishes are done man - flour sack tea towel
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the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink - flour sack tea towel
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink - flour sack tea towel
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they should put more wine in a bottle so there is enough for 2 people - flour sack tea towel
they should put more wine in a bottle so there is enough for 2 people - flour sack tea towel
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they whine, I wine.
they whine, I wine.
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this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow - flour sack tea towel
this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow - flour sack tea towel
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time to start cleaning my house - flour sack tea towel
time to start cleaning my house - flour sack tea towel
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Umm... yeah, no.
Umm... yeah, no.
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up north girl
up north girl
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vodka because screw tomorrow
vodka because screw tomorrow
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Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.
Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss.
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welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
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whatever. I'll just date myself.
whatever. I'll just date myself.
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